Meet Textual Offender — a collection for those who text faster than they think and mean every sarcastic word of it.

Each tee in this line explains slang and abbreviations with a witty twist, decoding the internet’s most iconic phrases and turning them into wearable comebacks.It’s where BRB probably means you won’t. Abbreviations decoded. Sarcasm included.

Made for the unapologetically online, the chronically ironic, and anyone fluent in sarcasm-as-a-second-language.

Short phrases. Long meanings. Maximum attitude.